Mar 25, 2017 Last Updated 1:00 AM, Mar 30, 2017

Mr Rights Eating Habits?

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Our daily horoscope can give us a great indication of what personality traits our astrological sign is likely to bestow upon us. However, sometimes, we need to look a bit deeper into specific topics related to our star sign. We ask, "What Kind Of Eating Habits Does Mr Right Have?" so that you'll be prepared for that first romantic dinner for two.



Aries - Probably have you on the sofa before he¹s even dipped his finger in the Tsatsuki. Notoriously only interested in himself, so food is the last thing on his mind, sex is first.

Taurus - The way to his sexy bits really is through his stomach. Adores tucking into gourmet dinners, and is passionate about every mouthful. Food is a big turn-on for him, so indulge him if it kills you.

Gemini
- Prefers champagne to food. He'll eat like a sparrow, drink like a demon, and talk his way out of the pudding course as he guides you to the bed.

Cancer - Mr. Homely wants to taste the sauces, cluck around in a pinny, and delight in the wonders of eating. Don't be surprised if he's more interested in the soufflé rising than your libido.

Leo
- Adores being entertained, as long as it's a banquet where he can chuck chicken legs around and generally get his teeth into something meaty. You are included in the feast by the way.

Virgo - Very picky eater, so make sure you discover what he likes first. He is obsessed about his body fat percentage, and will probably criticise yours. That's when he gets horny.

Libra - A lazy eater. Be sure to give him plenty of time between courses.
He'll munch, chew, talk, sigh, look as if he's about to finish, then pick up the fork again. But he's worth the wait.

Scorpio - Passionate about every morsel and his taste buds are real biggies.
He won't let on that he's secretly more interested in tasting you than the syllabub.

Sagittarius - Wants grab what you can food, as he hates being stuck in a chair. He's ravenous for food and sex, so why not let the sausages sizzle on the barbecue while you're ravishing him on the grass?

Capricorn
- Adores meat and potatoes, and lashings of gravy. Won't spill anything on your table-cloth and demands napkins. A serious eater, so no sex please, until he's finished.

Aquarius
- .Be prepared for him to have shocking eating habits, he's not passionate about food, and more likely to pitch up with a sack of rice grains to analyse. By breakfast, he might ask if sex was on the menu too.

Pisces
- Notoriously messy, so avoid curries. But he is a romantic, so keep the lights low, and neither of you will notice the stains on the tablecloth while he's kissing your spicy lips.

 

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